Razer’s expensive gamer gun didn’t make me better at games, but it did give fresh minty breath

Last year I got a box of Razer Respawn, a “mental performance drink mix for gamers” that let me concoct my own energy drinks (for gamers). I subjected myself and some of my coworkers to some completely responsible, completely workplace-appropriate sugar highs. Now the time has come once again to put another Razer product in my mouth: Respawn by 5, a ‘gum for gamers’ that we are told has been designed to improve focus and mental fortitude. 

This sugar-free chewing gum includes B vitamins and green tea extract (which I’ve heard, probably in commercials, are both good for the brain) and also comes in three flavors: Cool Mint, Pomegranate Watermelon, and Tropical Punch. Being the professional that I am, I decided to give Respawn by 5 a proper chewing to review its flavor, mouthfeel, and, most importantly, whether it could make me a better gamer. I even tried to pair some popular games with the current selection of gum flavors. It’s a tough job, but no one said becoming a gamer gum sommelier would be easy.

Step one: Tasting 

I had a glass of whiskey to help clear my palate before sampling each new flavor.

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